Federico Pardossus vs. the World:

Once upon a time, in a far away planet called ‘Pepperland’ the Gods of Rock decided to create a demigod made of thunder and a little spice of human kind. Why human? Because they thought that the humans were the only specie in whole Universe that were born to learn and improve things that Gods create… and they chose Earth as his future home, because in that time, the music were boring and humans didn’t stop thinking in Math and scientific stuff. So that’s how Federico Pardossus was born.
His first years of life were very uncommon, but not like Superman or Hercules, those lives were very ordinary compared with Federico’s childhood. The Gods put him in the United States, in Herbet Hoover’s hands; he was the president of that country in that time.
When Federico’s 3rd birthday came, Thomas Alva Edison gave him the first electric guitar that was made for scientific propose, like I told you before, the humans couldn’t stop thinking in science. He wanted to make a kind of guitar that could play by itself and calm aggressive animals for their studies, but instead of that he created the electric guitar. Because of the strong and mystical sound, he thought it could entertain Herbert’s son, when they put the guitar in Fede’s hands, a thunder came directly to the Earth creating a strange green eclipse in the sky and making people look up and hear the first guitar solo in all time.
Federico became completely famous, but not in a positive way. While he was growing up, his supernatural space gifts increased, but the envy and the evilness of people too. Humans started to say that the things that came out from that metallic guitar where from hell, from Satan’s soul. They didn’t notice the magic of that new kind of music; just some Jews appreciated the mystical sound from those magic hands and it caused the World War II.
Federico was like “Oh great father of rock, what Am I suppose to do? They're looking for me, they’re hunting me just because I play the things that my heart and strong want to say… forgive them father, they are just doing things without thinking.”
The great Gods of Rock were really angry, they were planning revenge, but before that, they decided to save Federico from human’s madness, so they throw a huge bomb to Hiroshima and blame USA because they couldn’t take care of Fede’s life. This bomb distracted the world from killing Federico and also his powerful guitar, Jews helped the Gods of rock to hide the guitar in a place called Liverpool, Europe. Gods where looking for some place and time where people could accept this new kind of music, they couldn’t and just gave the guitar to a nice woman named Julia Lennon.
The demigod Federico and the Gods of rock were angry with the humans, they promised that they will have their revenge, they will create something that will kill the entire humanity so slowly and painfully that only the name of those things would be disgusting and feared: the course of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and the worst season… the Jonas Brothers.

The End.